
I wrote this post on September 4th, 2008, when my daughter was 2 years 3 months old and for some reason I never published it and it has been saved all this time.
Yesterday we were at the park with a friend whose daughter is 2 years 4 months and she asked me “did you guys go through the terrible twos?” The answer was “YES” we went through the terrible twos and now we are onto the challenges of the threes, but I have to say it doesn’t hold a candle to the twos, at least for us.
It was good to go back to read this and laugh because it does really show, like everything, this TWO shall pass (pun intended.)
Here’s what I wrote back on that fateful day in September at the end of my rope…
“I am convinced my two-year-old has been body snatched by aliens. If anyone has had the same thing happen to them, and your child has been safely returned, please advise. To keep myself from crying after I finally got her down for a nap, I sat staring at my computer to get my mind off of today’s unbelievable episodes. None of which are logical.
I am not a cartoon fan. I don’t even read cartoons, but I was so desperate for some sense of comic relief from the events that have transpired the last few days, I actually Googled “terrible twos cartoons.” Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The one with the parents tied up reminded me of my husband and I this weekend; we were held hostage by a 25 pound bully. One minute she would be playing and happy, the next moment something totally irrational would set her off. My favorite was when she flipped out when daddy asked her what she had for lunch. Threw a complete fit as if it were the most offensive question she had ever heard.
The one with the suntan lotion cracked me up, as I am so tired today I didn’t even GET it. I actually studied it for a few moments to get what was funny. For those in my same position, look at the spelling of the lotion. If you can’t read it (sorry it is so small) it says “Total SON Block.”
And, the Supernanny one hit home because we had to do a few time-outs this weekend, and I had Jo Frost in my head the whole time. I wish Jo Frost lived with us to counsel me on this SO unchartered territory! Sigh.”
{Cartoons found on www.cartoonstock.com}
Reader Comments (11)
what I want to know is, how is your desk so CLEAN!
I love that they have been there for weeks! And I am sitting at my desk right now looking at piles of papers, pictures, etc. Help me with organization tips!
Hilarious. You should see the things that I pull out of my purse.
Oh ladies, this is just a shot of one corner of my desk, the rest is a big mess of piles of papers! My husband will laugh when he reads someone thought my desk was CLEAN. Pictures can be deceiving!
Oh yes…we don’t even have a plastic kitchen anymore and we’re STILL finding plastic food everywhere.
what I want to know is what food set that is? we are looking for a good one. I love Melissa & Doug wooden sets but they are mini-weapons in the hands of a toddler who likes to throw things!
any recos from the mommies?
I love it and can totally relate. I have a Barbie computer and princess phone on my desk.
I got lucky because my cousin has older kids, and when she was cleaning out old toys, we inherited a ton of play food & kitchen ware
. I don’t know where they are from, so sorry! But they are pretty good ones!
Another question: Is it normal that the picture made me hungry??
ain’t it the truth.
yes, it is funny what we live with! I have to say that the stuff I pull out of my purse amazes me sometimes, and it always amuses my husband. He laughed when I pulled two binkies out of my glove compartment in my van…my baby is 8!
had to comment, just found your blog, I am an OC mom, this site is delighful, so glad I found it!